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When in doubt think to yourself, "What would that guy do?" Then turn on your heel and do the exact opposite.

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2007-12-06 17:39:50 by Cryptomaniac2204

Hello, why are you here? Are you lost? Did you lose your parents? In that case stay a while, make yourself comfortable while know on second thought just leave before something bad happens to you. No really, I mean it. This place isn't safe, the things that lurk here thirst for human bodily fluids, some of which take a while to aquire, depending on your stamina. Shhhh...did you hear that? No? I'm just imagining things, like that hand around your throat. Have a nice day and say hello to death for me. Oh and if you beat him in a limbo contest he will be your friend forever. No really I mean it I saw it on TV once and TV never lies. Have a nice day.


Recent Game Medals

Junior Assistant 5 Points Completed the Normal levels Medal Stats.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once. Medal Stats.
Assault And Battery 5 Points Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away. Medal Stats.
Together At Last 25 Points Here my heart can rest. Medal Stats.
Spread Some Amour 25 Points They were meant to be. Medal Stats.
Red, Pink and blue 25 Points Finished the game as Liza Medal Stats.
Kill 2 5 Points Killed 2000 Zombies Medal Stats.
20 x 10 Points Survived 20 waves Medal Stats.
Tuning in 5 Points Leveled-up a weapon Medal Stats.
Freeze! 5 Points Killed all 3 carriers Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 611 (From 103 different games.)