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When in doubt think to yourself, "What would that guy do?" Then turn on your heel and do the exact opposite.

30, Male

Best not to ask

State laws kill me

Behind you...

Joined on 11/26/07

Level:
16
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Rank:
Portal Security
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22,561
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63
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374
B/P Bonus:
8%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
613

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Hello, why are you here? Are you lost? Did you lose your parents? In that case stay a while, make yourself comfortable while I...you know on second thought just leave before something bad happens to you. No really, I mean it. This place isn't safe, the things that lurk here thirst for human bodily fluids, some of which take a while to aquire, depending on your stamina. Shhhh...did you hear that? No? I'm just imagining things, like that hand around your throat. Have a nice day and say hello to death for me. Oh and if you beat him in a limbo contest he will be your friend forever. No really I mean it I saw it on TV once and TV never lies. Have a nice day.

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Recent Game Medals

10,355 Points

Junior Assistant 5 Points

Completed the Normal levels

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Together At Last 25 Points

Here my heart can rest.

Spread Some Amour 25 Points

They were meant to be.

Red, Pink and blue 25 Points

Finished the game as Liza

Kill 2 5 Points

Killed 2000 Zombies

20 x 10 Points

Survived 20 waves

Tuning in 5 Points

Leveled-up a weapon

Freeze! 5 Points

Killed all 3 carriers