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Cryptomaniac2204

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Behind you...
Job: Slamming ethnicities

I'M A FUCKING BABOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

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Cryptomaniac2204

just so you know

Posted by Cryptomaniac2204 Dec. 6, 2007 @ 5:39 PM EST

This is the most badass picture I've ever seen, and before you say anything i love Samus this picture just shows how much of a badass she is. As you can see from my page I love Nintendo and Nintendo loves me in return. It is a mutual love so much so that I lay down with Nintendo every night and make sweet passionate love to it until we are both covered in our love juices. That went overboard and may be creepy but I'm sure everyone has something like that too, something that is just like a vagina but not one.
Oh sad day of days, earlier I was sitting in my underwear playing my Nintendo Gamecube, happy as can be when the power suddenly shut off mid save. I was pissed then I was sad when I noticed the Gamecube had not started back up as it usually does. That terrible, cruel power surge fried my friend of 7 years. So this is for you Gamecube, you shall be missed, until I find another one but it can never replace thee R.I.P. Gamecube, cube friend.......*cry*. The picture of Samus below also illustrates all me and my Gamecube have been through together....I can't go on.....someone make a tribute to my Gamecube it would be appreciated.....whaaaaaa my Gamecube now I have to get a Wii!!!!! damnit!!!

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Updated: 08/25/08 9:50 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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May. 25, 2008 | 8:30 PM weaver117 says:

the fuckin carebears link slice there heads off

May. 29, 2008 | 10:32 AM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

not just a care bear a Nazi care bear...that makes up for being a care bear.

May. 30, 2008 | 7:15 PM Dronigan says:

I agree with you! where did you find it? I wonder if there is a bigger picture of higher quality

May. 31, 2008 | 7:13 PM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

I found it on what used to be 7chan.org but now it reroutes you to the american cancer society page. Most people would see her and think she got beaten almost to death and lost an arm but look closely and you will see different. If in fact her arm was destroyed her arm cannon would also be destroyed. This pic raised her awesomeness don't you agree.

May. 31, 2008 | 8:20 PM weaver117 says:

between samus and zelda i would go with samus who would u go with Cryptomaniac2204?

Jun. 1, 2008 | 1:33 AM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

Now whywould you make me have to choose but if I had to I would pick Samus because she can contort herself into a ball, she must fuck like a tiger. So what do you think weaver117?

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:01 PM Jesuslizard says:

It is a verry bad ass pic.
I just wish there were more Starfox pictures this awsome...

Jun. 2, 2008 | 7:10 PM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

Yeah thats too bad, me too. But Samus is badassery incarnate.

Updated: Jun. 2, 2008, 8:07 PM
Jun. 2, 2008 | 8:38 PM FinalSaber says:

Holy crap. She looks like she's been on the wrong end of one to many Falcon Punchs.... Very badass.

Jun. 7, 2008 | 11:52 AM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

Glad you like it.

Jul. 18, 2008 | 2:14 PM alertG says:

samus sucks ass!!!!!! ... in brawl

Jul. 20, 2008 | 6:41 PM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

That she may but if she didn't suck in Brawl i.e they gave her everything from her games she would pwn more than most of the other characters in Nintendo's long history. Imagine her in Brawl with her power cannon(rapid fire a.k.a spam weapon), ice beam, plasma beam, wave beam, and the light,dark and annihilator beams, plus power bombs and all suit augmentations she would rule the game. Sure it's 100 times overkill but who cares. =)

Aug. 5, 2008 | 2:44 AM vgthing says:

Cool pic. Me likey. *right click > save as* :3

Aug. 7, 2008 | 12:07 PM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

hanks dude =3

Aug. 15, 2008 | 6:25 PM spamup99 says:

Do you know that Samus is actually a dude in disguise?

Aug. 17, 2008 | 3:46 PM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

Dude, if you knew anything about me you wouldn't of said that. But I'm in a good mood so I'll let it slide.And if she is a dude in disguise most would still fuck her lol.

Aug. 25, 2008 | 9:43 AM jgdogg441 says:

..........................fail

Aug. 25, 2008 | 9:43 AM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

true but fuck you.

Aug. 25, 2008 | 9:44 AM jgdogg441 says:

I'm in ur comments stealing ur posts... =3

Aug. 25, 2008 | 9:44 AM Cryptomaniac2204 responds:

"Can't touch my kitty"

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