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Cryptomaniac2204

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Cryptomaniac2204

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Behind you...
Job: Slamming ethnicities

I'M A FUCKING BABOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

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Cryptomaniac2204

just so you know

Posted by Cryptomaniac2204 Dec. 6, 2007 @ 5:39 PM EST

This is the most badass picture I've ever seen, and before you say anything i love Samus this picture just shows how much of a badass she is. As you can see from my page I love Nintendo and Nintendo loves me in return. It is a mutual love so much so that I lay down with Nintendo every night and make sweet passionate love to it until we are both covered in our love juices. That went overboard and may be creepy but I'm sure everyone has something like that too, something that is just like a vagina but not one.
Oh sad day of days, earlier I was sitting in my underwear playing my Nintendo Gamecube, happy as can be when the power suddenly shut off mid save. I was pissed then I was sad when I noticed the Gamecube had not started back up as it usually does. That terrible, cruel power surge fried my friend of 7 years. So this is for you Gamecube, you shall be missed, until I find another one but it can never replace thee R.I.P. Gamecube, cube friend.......*cry*. The picture of Samus below also illustrates all me and my Gamecube have been through together....I can't go on.....someone make a tribute to my Gamecube it would be appreciated.....whaaaaaa my Gamecube now I have to get a Wii!!!!! damnit!!!

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