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Cryptomaniac2204

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Behind you...
Job: Slamming ethnicities

I'M A FUCKING BABOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello

Posted by Cryptomaniac2204 Dec. 6, 2007 @ 5:39 PM EST

Hello, why are you here? Are you lost? Did you lose your parents? In that case stay a while, make yourself comfortable while I...you know on second thought just leave before something bad happens to you. No really, I mean it. This place isn't safe, the things that lurk here thirst for human bodily fluids, some of which take a while to aquire, depending on your stamina. Shhhh...did you hear that? No? I'm just imagining things, like that hand around your throat. Have a nice day and say hello to death for me. Oh and if you beat him in a limbo contest he will be your friend forever. No really I mean it I saw it on TV once and TV never lies. Have a nice day.

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